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Post by AliBullie on Jul 29, 2005 8:57:46 GMT 1
There once were two boys, Terry and Dave Who on TRPD didnt behave So Ali let slip She had a big whip And 6 of the best she gave
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Post by GreenJag on Jul 29, 2005 9:32:40 GMT 1
The two lads have just had a chat, how to deal with one wayward cat. Your whip we will seize, and ignore all your pleas, now what do you think about that? Hehehe
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Post by fldave on Jul 29, 2005 14:06:54 GMT 1
This cat called Ali really hated to have her nice image so deflated she thought she had bettered A couple nice angel- like fellers but a hornets nest she has created!
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Post by AliBullie on Jul 29, 2005 20:45:18 GMT 1
Dave and Terry, 2 naughty young men Thought they would trick young Ali again But she saw through their joke and gave them a poke and made them get back in their pen
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Post by Old Dragon (Al) on Jul 31, 2005 21:14:40 GMT 1
There once was a chap with a chest So hairy folks thought it a vest But he wore it to bath, And 'twas not for a laugh, And refused to put Immac to the test!
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Post by GreenJag on Aug 1, 2005 15:35:16 GMT 1
Not one single prize to a cat, it doesn't get better than that! They had a good try, I hope they don't cry. Lets give them a stroke or a pat! [/color][/size] [/center]
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Post by fldave on Aug 1, 2005 15:44:38 GMT 1
Gosh Golly what could we have done just two sainted guys having fun. But this gal with a whip hit my wing, caused a rip so she's to jail or life on the run!
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Post by fldave on Aug 11, 2005 14:27:23 GMT 1
While smoking a brisket Sunday
I got quite a shock I must say.
A lightning bolt hit
my roof blown to bits
and uncorked my vintage champagne
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Post by GreenJag on Aug 24, 2005 11:57:41 GMT 1
I did hear that Dave caught a fish, it had been his one greatest wish. It was a great size, but I know David lies, it was cooked in a very small dish!
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Post by fldave on Aug 24, 2005 19:15:57 GMT 1
Terry,
The fish that I caught was so big
the boat almost sank like a Mig
So we hoisted it in
on my face was a grin
and me and my mates danced a jig!
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Post by GreenJag on Aug 24, 2005 21:18:55 GMT 1
I have the photo Dave took, I do wish you could take a look! Of diminutive size, I have to advise, there wasn't much there to cook!
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Post by GreenJag on Sept 16, 2005 10:42:31 GMT 1
I really think Dave's a good guy, it is said with no word of a lie. He's such a good bloke, and enjoys a good joke, but I hear he's incredibly shy!!!!
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Post by fldave on Oct 30, 2005 9:42:36 GMT 1
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Post by GreenJag on Oct 31, 2005 10:37:13 GMT 1
Of your fishing skills you often boast, and you're living right there on the coast. The sea's full of fish, to meet your every wish, but you dine on tinned sardines on toast!
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Post by fldave on Nov 1, 2005 1:57:21 GMT 1
Was fishing for snook yesterday
when a storm started heading my way
A lightening bolt struck
grief turned to good luck
and the snook were all cooked where they laid
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PsychoJo
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
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Post by PsychoJo on Nov 5, 2005 9:53:15 GMT 1
He He He - we definately need to hear more about the Snook, Dave!
My Millie was scared of the bang With which the firework sang so we went to a park for a game and a lark now she happily runs with the gang!
She shivered with each Whizz and Pop! and looked as if to say "Please Stop" but a game with a ball put paid to it all Tho' now I must teach her to "Drop!"
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Post by GreenJag on Nov 5, 2005 11:34:55 GMT 1
I like that Jo, and 2 verses too!!!!
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Post by GreenJag on Jun 10, 2006 7:46:46 GMT 1
Come on Dave, or Ali, has the grey stuff stopped working? ? Bumpity bump!
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