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Mar 31, 2006 11:53:14 GMT 1
Post by mickyzoe on Mar 31, 2006 11:53:14 GMT 1
God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over
in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between
Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them
one of the things He had left was a thing-a-mabob that would allow
the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if
either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged,
"Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like
just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it
to me!"
On and on he went like a excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam
really wanted it so badly, he could have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place -- first on the
side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see
if he could hit a stump ten feet away -- laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve,
"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left"
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God
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Mar 31, 2006 12:47:15 GMT 1
Post by AmyJo on Mar 31, 2006 12:47:15 GMT 1
Lol I love that one!!!
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Mar 31, 2006 13:06:55 GMT 1
Post by AliBullie on Mar 31, 2006 13:06:55 GMT 1
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Mar 31, 2006 13:44:05 GMT 1
Post by Viv on Mar 31, 2006 13:44:05 GMT 1
Brilliant
I swear men never get above the mental age of 7
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Mar 31, 2006 14:39:30 GMT 1
Post by petdesigns on Mar 31, 2006 14:39:30 GMT 1
(even OH couldn't help chuckling.. ;D)
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