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Post by Florrie on Jan 24, 2006 10:57:12 GMT 1
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Post by nancy on Mar 21, 2006 21:48:04 GMT 1
Hubby and i had a good laugh at this one, very good.
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Post by Rupert's Momma on Mar 21, 2006 22:31:27 GMT 1
Well if we're going in for the blonde jokes, just have to share this one
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his Way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he Yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky Voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you Tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that You are blind that you should know five things: 1- The bartender is a blonde girl. 2- The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. Blonde woman with a black Belt in karate. 4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a Professional weightlifter. 5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional Wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna Tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and Declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times "
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Post by AliBullie on Mar 23, 2006 8:49:37 GMT 1
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